Best Rum Cake Ever Joke

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Best rum cake ever joke.

Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Turn off the heat and mix in the rum. Therefore we have a black cake which has two names the second name is caribbean rum soaked fruit cake which is exactly what a rum cake is just with a little bit extras. Joke recipe this recipe has been checked for typos there are none ingredients.

To be sure the rum is of the highest quality pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Add 4 eggs 1 2 cup cold water 1 2 cup vegetable oil and 1 2 cup baquardi rum 80 proof. Before you start sample the rum to check for quality.

Lol the original recipe calls for dark rum i had regular clear rum. Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Some of the variations of a rum cake that are known are a golden rum cake rum baba rum soaked cake and a few others. With an electric mixer beat butter in large fluffy bowl.

Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice. Check the rum again and bo to ged. In a saucepan melt the butter and mix in the water and sugar and boil for 5 minutes while stirring. It must be just right.

Check the rum again and bo to ged. In a preheated oven to 325 bake the cake for 1 hours. It must be just right. 1 or 2 quarts rum.

Check that rum again for quality. I told you face down on the floor. Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.

Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc. Recipe best rum cake ever. 1 cup dried fruit.

Sugar and beat again. Check the rum again. Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. 1 or 2 quarts rum.

Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. He takes a seat right at the bar orders a rum and coke and opens the little box.

Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Let it cool and prepare the rum. Once the cake is cooled invert the cake on a serving plate and pierce the top to make holes all over the cake. Funny joke i heard from a retired dad at a birthday party a man walks into a pub with a tiny box in one hand and a weird looking lamp in the other.

Sample the rum again. Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc.